Pointy Shoes

I honestly think I was born to write this blog. I don't even have to think about new ideas. I just go about my daily routine and shit just pisses me off. Then I go home and rant my fool ass off. Anyway, why do people wear pointy shoes? They look like garbage, and they simply cant be comfortable at all. Some people are so freakin desperate to be unique and cool that they just make themselves look silly. It's so sad really. Here's a hint people. It's OK to not stand out. It's OK to wear similar shoes to your co-workers or classmates. You don't always have to be on the lookout for that fresh new thing. People are most attractive when they look natural. I mean, try to look your best, but wearing witch shoes just makes you look goofy. The other thing with trying to find the new thing all the time is, you actually don't even look unique. Instead, you actually end up being part of a huge group of clowns walking around with pointy shoes. I thought this mental trend was pretty much dead, but I saw like 3 people wearing pointy ass shoes today. Thanks for the content my painfully trendy little friends.

 This is what everyone is thinking when

when you wear pointy shoes.

Guys, don't think this one is just about the ladies. I see you downtown with your dress pants and your pointy little elf shoes. You poor metrosexual fools. At least trim that chest hair and leave that gold chain at home next time. Grrrrrrr!