iPad

Why does anyone own an iPad? They are so lame! If you own one of these, please respond to this and defend yourself. Please explain to me why anyone would need this idiotic device. It's like giant iPod, or a big iPhone that doesn't make phone calls. Ok, it has a bigger screen than an iPhone, but just like the the iPhone, it isn't flash compatible. This makes watching video content built into many sites not possible, or a pain in the ass at best. I know all you Mac geeks are going to argue that there are jailbreaks and apps that can help. F that bullshit!! why should I shell out $800 on a device that can't make phone calls like my iPhone and doesn't have the same internet capabilities as a Macbook? I'm not a Mac hater by any means. I typed this on my nice pearly white iMac. I just think that the iPad is a useless piece of crap that only appeals to total douche bags. If you own one, please be the first person with enough balls to post a reply on this wonderful blog of mine. I know some of you probably want to punch me in the face by now, but lets be adults here. Prove me wrong. Fight for your right to carry an oversize iPod.

You can be the coolest person alive.

All you have to do is buy this thing you don't

really want or need.

Facetime your other friends

that have too much money and

time on their hands. It will make you 

super content.