A few Things That Made Me Laugh

This post is just some pics of a few things that made me laugh. A few of them were submitted by friends. Thanks guys for supporting. You know who you are.

 This store has some really nice clothes actually.

I just cant understand why someone would call a clothing

line Bench. It just doesn't make sense.

 Wow, It almost says the F word. So clever! yet another 

lame brand name the world doesn't need.

My budy's Kitchen. This guy is the pizza champ.

 Sometimes even I do something douchy. I ate Burger King

and Rotten Ronnie's all at once. It was so good too.

Blast from the past.

what was this guy thinking?

For some reason this Tasty Market sign looks
a lot like a Hasty Market sign.

 It's so childish that I find this funny, but
you know you cracked a smile on this one.

 

Pointy Shoes

I honestly think I was born to write this blog. I don't even have to think about new ideas. I just go about my daily routine and shit just pisses me off. Then I go home and rant my fool ass off. Anyway, why do people wear pointy shoes? They look like garbage, and they simply cant be comfortable at all. Some people are so freakin desperate to be unique and cool that they just make themselves look silly. It's so sad really. Here's a hint people. It's OK to not stand out. It's OK to wear similar shoes to your co-workers or classmates. You don't always have to be on the lookout for that fresh new thing. People are most attractive when they look natural. I mean, try to look your best, but wearing witch shoes just makes you look goofy. The other thing with trying to find the new thing all the time is, you actually don't even look unique. Instead, you actually end up being part of a huge group of clowns walking around with pointy shoes. I thought this mental trend was pretty much dead, but I saw like 3 people wearing pointy ass shoes today. Thanks for the content my painfully trendy little friends.

 This is what everyone is thinking when

when you wear pointy shoes.

Guys, don't think this one is just about the ladies. I see you downtown with your dress pants and your pointy little elf shoes. You poor metrosexual fools. At least trim that chest hair and leave that gold chain at home next time. Grrrrrrr!

iPad

Why does anyone own an iPad? They are so lame! If you own one of these, please respond to this and defend yourself. Please explain to me why anyone would need this idiotic device. It's like giant iPod, or a big iPhone that doesn't make phone calls. Ok, it has a bigger screen than an iPhone, but just like the the iPhone, it isn't flash compatible. This makes watching video content built into many sites not possible, or a pain in the ass at best. I know all you Mac geeks are going to argue that there are jailbreaks and apps that can help. F that bullshit!! why should I shell out $800 on a device that can't make phone calls like my iPhone and doesn't have the same internet capabilities as a Macbook? I'm not a Mac hater by any means. I typed this on my nice pearly white iMac. I just think that the iPad is a useless piece of crap that only appeals to total douche bags. If you own one, please be the first person with enough balls to post a reply on this wonderful blog of mine. I know some of you probably want to punch me in the face by now, but lets be adults here. Prove me wrong. Fight for your right to carry an oversize iPod.

You can be the coolest person alive.

All you have to do is buy this thing you don't

really want or need.

Facetime your other friends

that have too much money and

time on their hands. It will make you 

super content.

6 cents

Gas prices suck lots and lots of balls. I think we can all agree on that. What I don't get is, why does everyone rush down to the gas station like their life is going to be drastically altered if they don't get gas before the price goes up? Really people? Please stop acting like idiots. I can't take it anymore. I'm not rich by any means, but I refuse to rush down to an overcrowded gas station to save a few cents. Every gas station I drove by tonight looked like the GTA was about to be evacuated. I refuse to even do the math on this, but I guarantee that you aren't saving enough to make any real difference in your life. Let me let you people in on a little secret. I don't even look at the price on the pump. I always just put the same dollar amount in my tank and it always gives me roughly the same amount of gas. Some guy at my work actually sent out some mass email warning everyone of this upcoming gas crisis. What a dick. It's people like this guy that make my inbox a nightmare. I actually needed gas today, but I couldn't even get into the Esso near my house because it was packed with goofs with half a tank trying  to save a few cents. Thanks guys, but I'll gladly pay a few extra cents to avoid a mob of stooges any day.