Sunday, April 3, 2011

The Toronto Make Me Laughs


A friend of mine posted something on Facebook about the Leafs today, and it reminded me that I really need to post about our beloved hockey team. He was basically complaining about the fact that the Leafs haven't won a cup in like a million years and prob won't win one in any of our lifetimes. The reason for this is that the Leafs are run by a bunch of greedy dirt bags. Toronto is such a huge hockey town that even if the Leafs never score another goal, the ACC will be packed for every game. The owners of the Leafs know this, and for that reason refuse to spend the money on the big name players it takes to win a cup. The other problem is, Toronto is so full of douches that it has become a freaking status symbol to go to a Leaf game. Next time you watch a Leaf game on TV, check out the audience. Most of them don't give a shit about hockey! They are just stoked that they got their hands on a Leaf ticket because it's cool to tell people they went to a Leaf game last night. Douches wreck everything. Real fans actually complain about ticket prices, while douches will willingly empty their bank accounts to be part of something they think makes them look cool. Go Leafs go.