The Biggest Douche Of All Time

I've been thinking about this for a while, and I think the man worthy of this tittle is none other than      Mr. kanye West. This dude oozes douche from every pore. He's guilty of pretty much every douche move in the book, but lets start with the wardrobe. Here are just some of the lame fashion disasters that put this dude on the top of my list.

 So now that we've got that out of the way, lets talk about his music. I must admit, the man has a few decent tracks, but I've actually downloaded a few of his albums and they were so shit. I found them to be all filler with a few played out singles thrown in here and there. I just don't get where this man gets his ego from really. It just keeps getting worse too. He's now at the point where he knows his shit will sell no matter what, so he starts doing stuff even he knows he cant do. Check out this somewhat recent video where he stands on a piano wearing a ridiculous looking suit singing his little heart out. Seriously dude, you can't sing, but that doesn't stop Kanye. Listen close to the lyrics. Even he knows he's a douche bag.




As if all that isn't enough to crown Kanye king douche, lets not for get about his epic fail when given the chance to publicly address the Hurricane Katrina situation, or how he destroyed one of the biggest moments of Taylor Swift's Life.







Kanye West, you are the biggest douche of all time!!!

People Suck!!!!!

I came across this video on Facebook and it just really pissed me off. I just don't know why someone would post this. It's a video of a pet snapping turtle ripping defenseless rats to pieces. It's pretty much the most disturbing video I have ever seen, so you might actually not want to watch it if you are squeamish. This video is so lame on so many levels. First of all, why would you have such a vicious pet? Do you really get pleasure out of having a little monster in an aquarium that rips live rats to pieces every day. I mean, this prob happens in the wild anyway, but why purposefully have this thing in your house? Second, even if you have a vicious pet that eats live prey, what the hell is wrong with the person who films that, edits it, ads music to it, and puts it on Youtube. I fucking hate people so bad sometimes.

My Little Zoo

I'm not quite sure if animals can be douche bags, but the freaking heard of animals living under my front deck is as close as it gets. The other day I almost shit myself when a big ugly possum ran out. Those things are so scary looking. Then the little dick stops and hisses at me, like I'm ruining his day or some shit. That pissed me off, but I could handle that if that was as bad as it gets. At least twice a week, I hear a ruckus that always ends in my whole house reeking like skunk for two days. So naturally I figured there is a family of skunks living there with the possum. Great right? Wait, it gets so much better. Under my deck there is a window well that obviously has one of my basement windows in it. So I'm doing some laundry and I hear a ruckus in the window well. I think to myself, oh shit, there's a family of skunks brawling it out in my window well. I reluctantly open in up and what do I see? Three freaking raccoons! But wait, it gets better. Two of them were screwing, and the girl raccoon was trying to attack the third one while taking it from behind. I totally watched for about thirty seconds because that is a total once in a lifetime for sure. Ha ha ha. How the hell am I going to get all these pain in the ass beasties out of there? I'm sure you're all are very familiar with possums, skunks, and raccoons, but pictures help illustrate just how annoying this situation really is. Here are just some of the little problems living under my deck. I think it's like a turf war at this point. 

The Toronto Make Me Laughs

A friend of mine posted something on Facebook about the Leafs today, and it reminded me that I really need to post about our beloved hockey team. He was basically complaining about the fact that the Leafs haven't won a cup in like a million years and prob won't win one in any of our lifetimes. The reason for this is that the Leafs are run by a bunch of greedy dirt bags. Toronto is such a huge hockey town that even if the Leafs never score another goal, the ACC will be packed for every game. The owners of the Leafs know this, and for that reason refuse to spend the money on the big name players it takes to win a cup. The other problem is, Toronto is so full of douches that it has become a freaking status symbol to go to a Leaf game. Next time you watch a Leaf game on TV, check out the audience. Most of them don't give a shit about hockey! They are just stoked that they got their hands on a Leaf ticket because it's cool to tell people they went to a Leaf game last night. Douches wreck everything. Real fans actually complain about ticket prices, while douches will willingly empty their bank accounts to be part of something they think makes them look cool. Go Leafs go.