I hate to hit so close to home on this one, but I have to speak freely, or what's the point of having a blog right? There is nothing more douche than a dude that thinks he knows absolutely everything. Especially when it's painfully obvious that he doesn't. One of my good buddies is totally that guy. If you tell him the sky is blue, he will tell you that shit is purple. It's so bad! Its to the point that this guy can't sleep at night if you disagree with anything he says. The other day he starts an argument about the wording on the bag of a certain brand of chips. Yeah, he's serious about the arguing. Even after I ended the convo by saying don't worry about it, this guy comes up to me the next day with a pic he had taken on his iPhone proving me wrong. Really? Was it that important to you to be the alpha in chip bag trivia? Ha ha ha. I almost punched the same guy right in the face the other day because I was saying that I don't like it when kids movies make dogs play sports and stuff for our amusement. You would think that is a valid statement right? I mean, I should be able to have such a noble opinion right? Nope, apparently my opinions are ridiculous. This guy tells me I'm totally wrong, and that I have no way of knowing how the dog feels about it. I don't think this guy understands the definition of the word opinion. Anyway people, all I'm saying is think before you argue. If you argue every freaking thing that comes out of someones mouth, you just sound like a total wank face.
