A little tip for all you young studs out there. Next time you you are trying to close the deal, take your date through an Esso car wash. The colorful soap they use gets the ladies all worked up. Strange but true.
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
The Car Wash
I'm so sick of everything being a hassle because there are just too many dinks living in my city. I won't say what city I'm in because remaining anonymous allows me write about whoever I want. Ha ha. I realize that population growth is inevitable, but the city I live in is like a magnet for losers these days. Every time I go anywhere I notice a new housing development or condo building, and there is traffic like 24 hours a day. I just think that the powers that be in this city should think less about the money and more about how over population affects the quality of life for those that are already here. Which leads me to the reason for today's rant. I went to get a car wash at 11:00pm tonight and there was 5 people in line. This means I would have had to wait like half an hour to get a freaking car wash. Really? get the hell out of my city!! I think I'm going to have to move further north real soon.
A little tip for all you young studs out there. Next time you you are trying to close the deal, take your date through an Esso car wash. The colorful soap they use gets the ladies all worked up. Strange but true.
A little tip for all you young studs out there. Next time you you are trying to close the deal, take your date through an Esso car wash. The colorful soap they use gets the ladies all worked up. Strange but true.
