Rims Just Aren't For Everyone

Aftermarket rims are meant to make a car look better, not worse. What is with all these idiots and their  ugly cars, with their busted ass rims? Not everyone can afford a sweet ride with some shiny 20 inch rims, but stop trying so hard to be part of the I got rims club. If your car is a beater meant to get you from A to B, stop making yourself look silly with those lame scratched up rims you bought from your friend's cousin. The worst is when you see a guy with a rusted out car with brand new rims, or when someone has like two rims and two tires with rusty steelies from Canadian Tire. Ha ha ha. It's OK to have stock rims people! Stop making yourselves look silly.

  

Now those are some sweet ass rides! Why put aftermarket rims on your busted car? It only makes the situation worse. Thanks for giving me something to write about though.

The Hospital

Douche bags are everywhere these days, and the Canadian health care system is no exception I guess. My mom has been in the hospital twice in the last month, and both times she came home with stories of a stay that was less than adequate. Both times she went into the emergency room and was kept for 3 days for observation. Both times she had to remain in a bed in the emergency room where she couldn't sleep because of the constant screaming of accident victims and their grieving families. The second time, she was told that they didn't have enough room and they would have to put her on a gurney in the hall. only when she broke down into tears did they decide to let my 65 year old mother keep her bed in her multiple person ER room. We pay so much tax in this country, and for what? My mother cant event get admitted to the proper section of the hospital. She had to spend six days in the emergency room witnessing things a regular person just doesn't need to see. I know I'm not saying anything we don't already know, but our health care system is bullshit. Better than many other countries, but still bullshit.

The Car Wash

I'm so sick of everything being a hassle because there are just too many dinks living in my city. I won't say what city I'm in because remaining anonymous allows me write about whoever I want. Ha ha. I realize that population growth is inevitable, but the city I live in is like a magnet for losers these days. Every time I go anywhere I notice a new housing development or condo building, and there is traffic like 24 hours a day. I just think that the powers that be in this city should think less about the money and more about how over population affects the quality of life for those that are already here. Which leads me to the reason for today's rant. I went to get a car wash at 11:00pm tonight and there was 5 people in line. This means I would have had to wait like half an hour to get a freaking car wash. Really? get the hell out of my city!! I think I'm going to have to move further north real soon.

A little tip for all you young studs out there. Next time you you are trying to close the deal, take your date through an Esso car wash. The colorful soap they use gets the ladies all worked up. Strange but true.

 

Douche Boarders

Skateboarding is a great sport, but it definitely has its fair share of douche bags. One of the most entertaining parts about the typical skater douche is the ritual temper tantrum that comes along with breaking a board. Keep in mind, breaking a board is a common part of the sport and boards are relatively inexpensive. What I'm saying here is, there is really no good reason for what you are about to witness. It is really entertaining though, so enjoy.










The best part is when they hurt themselves. Silly skateboarders.

Mr Know It All

I hate to hit so close to home on this one, but I have to speak freely, or what's the point of having a blog right? There is nothing more douche than a dude that thinks he knows absolutely everything. Especially when it's painfully obvious that he doesn't. One of my good buddies is totally that guy. If you tell him the sky is blue, he will tell you that shit is purple. It's so bad! Its to the point that this guy can't sleep at night if you disagree with anything he says. The other day he starts an argument about the wording on the bag of a certain brand of chips. Yeah, he's serious about the arguing. Even after I ended the convo by saying don't worry about it, this guy comes up to me the next day with a pic he had taken on his iPhone proving me wrong. Really? Was it that important to you to be the alpha in chip bag trivia? Ha ha ha. I almost punched the same guy right in the face the other day because I was saying that I don't like it when kids movies make dogs play sports and stuff for our amusement. You would think that is a valid statement right? I mean, I should be able to have such a noble opinion right? Nope, apparently my opinions are ridiculous. This guy tells me I'm totally wrong, and that I have no way of knowing how the dog feels about it. I don't think this guy understands the definition of the word opinion. Anyway people, all I'm saying is think before you argue. If you argue every freaking thing that comes out of someones mouth, you just sound like a total wank face.

I Hate Smart Cars

Check out this guy that thinks that basic parking laws don't apply to him because he drives a silly little clown car.

This kind of thing really makes me want to become a cop. I actually saw a guy parked like this in mississauga the other day. There was no shortage of parking in the area either. The guy was totally just being an idiot. I really wish someone would have smashed right into his bumper. These Smart cars are just lame in general. These cars would almost make sense if they were cheap. I mean, it uses less materials to build, so why are they so expensive? These stupid little cars cost like $15-20 thousand Canadian. If you want people to start driving go-carts, you are going to have to price it like a go-cart. I understand that with more and more cars on the road, we need a solution to fight congested roadways, but why should people pay so much for a car that just doesn't compare with other cars in the same price range.