Google Ads Sucks

You all may have noticed the lame ads on this blog. They are Google's way using my ass for free advertising space. I don't get paid unless you people click on them, but you all still see them right? Just because you don't click, doesn't mean you didn't read the ad and fall victim to the advertisement in some way. I think I should get paid just for having them on my site. I mean, when you drive by a billboard on the highway do you click on it. No, but it may still be an effective ad right? Anyway, help me take Google's money. Click on all the ads even if you don't give a fuck about them. Screw you Google. Pay me!!!!!!!!!