I could go on for days about douche bag moves that people pull on Facebook, but there are a couple that really piss me off. I hate when somebody gets dumped and they change their status to single within 5 min of the breakup. You just lost someone you really cared about, and the first thing you do is run and update your relationship status on Facebook? Think about how lame that is and what that says about you as a person. It's probably that type of lame shit that got you the boot in the first place. These people are so desperate for attention. They will change their relationship status to single, then write something totally vague and emo about how everything happens for a reason. Then all their emo friends will ask them whats wrong. As if it isn't totally obvious you butt heads.
The other thing that pisses me off is fake profiles. At least twice a month, some random chick with an obviously fake profile will add me. I know it's a fake because the profile only has like 3 pictures and all of her 3000 friends are lame dudes. What kind of hot 19 year old girl only has 3 pictures and has 45 year old bald men writing all over her wall? What I can't figure out is, who the hell has time to manage a fake Facebook profile? It's actually a fair amount work when you think about it. Such idiots! Here's something to think about. Is a fake female profile most likely to run by another female, or is it a really creepy dude that likes to talk to guys? People are just so lame. I can't handle it.
