Don't Do This!!!!!!

I'm usually pretty mellow when I drive, but there is one douche move that people keep pulling on me that makes me want to kill someone. It's so rude and so dangerous. Here's how it goes. I'm driving straight on a major road, so I'm going pretty quick. I see a guy at the approaching intersection waiting to make a right turn into my lane. There is clearly not enough time for this person to safely merge in front of me, but they pull out anyway, causing me to slam on my brakes. Really? How can a person be that stupid or rude? This has happened to me several times too. What the Fuck? Anyway, here's a little drawing to illustrate.

 Please excuse my lazy ass drawing, but you get the point.

If you have done this by accident, wake up! If you have

 done this because you're a rude, impatient dick, I hope

you crash your car soon. Don't get hurt, just wreck your car real good!

Why?

I saw a few things yesterday that made me shake my head and say why? Check it out.

 This guy was rockin the baggy gangster jeans all tucked 

up into his socks with the Lugs shoes like it was 1996 baby.

I never did understand the sock tuck.

The sock tuck made me laugh a little, but this kinda 

scared me. This little heart stopper is a ice cream

sunday made with bacon and maple syrup as part

 of an all out bacon festival going on at Denny's

Maybe it's just me, but it cant be healthy to be 

that stoked about bacon.

This Guy Is Just Lame

lame now




lame then

I try so hard not to hate on people, I really do. I know this blog is basically built on hate, but I really to try to give people a chance. Certain people just deserve to he hated on though, so here we go. Chris Brown just sucks. I mean, besides the obvious fact that his music is lame at best, he just keeps acting like a clown. When I heard about the Rihanna thing, I actually felt bad for him because even though there is no excuse for hitting anyone, I have a feeling that Rihanna was far from innocent in that situation. He was lucky enough to get out of that situation with his career in tact, then he freaks out after a recent appearance on a talk show because someone asked him questions about it. Come on dude! You can't be a famous guy that beat his girlfriends ass and expect everyone to forget about it. So what does he do? This guy trashes his dressing room and throws a chair through a window and apparently no charges were laid. Must be nice to be famous.

This guy is the definition of douche for sure. He continuously acts like a total clown, and on top of that, he just keeps jumping from one wack attempt to be fashionable to the next. Have you seen this kid lately? Home boy has bleach blond hair and is just trying way to hard in general. Check out how he's dressed for his Good Morning America interview. People like him make me laugh. You can tell he thinks he's some sort of fashion pioneer, but he's totally dressed like a white punk rocker from the 70's. People need to come up with something new instead of robbing style from the past and playing it off as their own. Anyway, check this video out. Except for that fact that these people seem to think that Chris Brown makes good music, this video is pretty on point.

Fillet-O-Gross

I'm not really a big fish fan in general, but I definitely wouldn't eat fish at McDonald's. I was in McDonald's today and I was totally grossed out by Dirty Ronnie's latest creation. Meet the Double Fillet-O-Fish.




Hell No! Who eats that shit?

Roller Douche

I love rollerblading, and I've seen some kids do some pretty cool stuff on skates, but it all seems kind of silly when this happens.

Facebook

I could go on for days about douche bag moves that people pull on Facebook, but there are a couple that really piss me off. I hate when somebody gets dumped and they change their status to single within 5 min of the breakup. You just lost someone you really cared about, and the first thing you do is run and update your relationship status on Facebook? Think about how lame that is and what that says about you as a person. It's probably that type of lame shit that got you the boot in the first place. These people are so desperate for attention. They will change their relationship status to single, then write something totally vague and emo about how everything happens for a reason. Then all their emo friends will ask them whats wrong. As if it isn't totally obvious you butt heads.

The other thing that pisses me off is fake profiles. At least twice a month, some random chick with an obviously fake profile will add me. I know it's a fake because the profile only has like 3 pictures and all of her 3000 friends are lame dudes. What kind of hot 19 year old girl only has 3 pictures and has 45 year old bald men writing all over her wall? What I can't figure out is, who the hell has time to manage a fake Facebook profile? It's actually a fair amount work when you think about it. Such idiots! Here's something to think about. Is a fake female profile most likely to run by another female, or is it a really creepy dude that likes to talk to guys? People are just so lame. I can't handle it.

Mall Thugs

These two dudes from MTV do a perfect imitation of one of the worst type of douche bags there is. The wealthy white kid that decides that he's going to be a thug. These sketches are too funny.

Sunglasses Indoors

I just don't get why you silly mofos insist on wearing your sunglasses indoors. Even worse, indoors and at night. What the hell is your problem? You don't look cool. You look like a total idiot. Is that what you people want? To look like a really unintelligent person that thinks they look cool? Because that's how you look to the rest of us. I kinda feel bad for some of these people actually. If you are that stupid, how do you get a job? Ah well, hopefully they will smarten up or become rap stars so they can wear sunglasses indoors for the rest of their lives. Anyway, here are a few pics to illustrate my point. As the saying goes, a picture is worth a thousand words.

Off Road Douche

Check this geek out. He is selling his Pathfinder on Kijiji and thinks that driving it up on random piles of snow is going to convince someone to buy this piece of junk. Wow dude, that must be the best off road vehicle on the planet to get all the way up on those piles of snow. Yes, that was sarcasm. First of all, who wants a 1998 Pathfinder? Second, even if for some reason I wanted a 98 Pathfinder, I sure as hell wouldn't buy it from this guy. If he's stupid enough do this in the pictures, imagine how badly he beat the shit out of this poor truck when there wasn't a camera around. Get a clue dude.

Might as well scrape that front bumper off the ground a little and rip that muffler off before you sell it eh budy? What the hell is wrong with you man?

How Can People Be So Cruel?

This reason this video made the blog is pretty self explanatory. This sort of cruelty is simply inexcusable. If you know anyone that abuses their pets or any other animals, do something about it!