Douche Invasion

It seems like everywhere I go these days, I am bombarded by people who think they are the coolest shit on earth. These people will will do what ever it takes and pay what ever it costs to be super cool. Well, congrats douche bags. You are so out of control that I had to dedicate this entire blog to your total lack of life skills. My first post is all about my recent trip to the mall. It was a total douche fest. Here are some pics of the most ridiculously ugly and overpriced douche bag footwear I could find. If you have recently paid way too much for any of these lame items, please contact me and submit a photo of you wearing them. I won't make fun, I promise.

These horrible gino kicks cost $350. Ha ha ha.

If you own these, you are not the man. If you wear these

with your boot cut jeans, just please stop!

Pink Ugg boots, really? These boots are just gross, but the worst part is

the ugly price. These things are freaking slippers, but yet they cost $250.

I've seen the exact same thing in Walmart for $12.99, but to shop at Walmart just

wouldn't be cool would it ladies? FYI, these go great with $100 aviator shades,
especially indoors. That was sarcasm, in case you took me seriously.

These are just $130 of pure foolishness.

Unless you can dunk, don't even think about it.

You can't pull it off.

These next shoes are actually pretty cool.

I really wouldn't mind a pair for business casual situations.

The problem is, they are worth like $40 max, but currently cost $100

because all the douche bags have decided to ruin this classic style.

I Tried to get some pics of people actually looking like douches, but it turns out they are actually quite sensitive about there condition. I did get a pic off all the Starbucks victims in a panic to get their fix after the mall had closed.

Check out the super douche Drake look-alike against the wall.

He's all set. He's got his ultra trendy scarf, his top of the line blackberry, and

he got his 3rd Starbucks of the day just in time.

Till next time, please don't be part of the douche invasion.