Google Ads Sucks

You all may have noticed the lame ads on this blog. They are Google's way using my ass for free advertising space. I don't get paid unless you people click on them, but you all still see them right? Just because you don't click, doesn't mean you didn't read the ad and fall victim to the advertisement in some way. I think I should get paid just for having them on my site. I mean, when you drive by a billboard on the highway do you click on it. No, but it may still be an effective ad right? Anyway, help me take Google's money. Click on all the ads even if you don't give a fuck about them. Screw you Google. Pay me!!!!!!!!!

What Country Am I In?

I think I have come to the realization that there is really no such thing as being Canadian anymore. These days it seems like Canada has become a stage for all the countries of the world to showcase the culture of the country they came from. As someone who was born here with parents and grandparents that were born here too, let me be very clear. I think all your festivals that celebrate what race, color, religion, or what country you're from make you look so silly. We all scream racism and complain when we aren't treated equally or feel like we are being discriminated against, so why throw all these festivals that prove how different we are from each other. Why throw a festival that focuses on one type of person? Let me be very clear here, so I don't get accused of being racist or some other BS like that. I think anyone that can make a positive contribution to this great country has an equal right to be here, but why do so many people living in Canada insist on celebrating where they are from instead of the place they are now. We all know Canada is better then where you are from anyway. Why else would you be here? Lets stop segregating ourselves with these silly closed minded festivals and be proud to be Canadian Together. 

What prompted such a serious post you may ask? I saw a sign today that read "ride a camel at Muslimfest." It just kind of made me laugh. Be Muslim if you want to be, but why do you need to have a Muslim celebration and ride camels in a county that doesn't even have camels. If you want to be accepted and treated equally, at least try to fit in. That last comment and this post in general applies to all racial and religious groups, not just Muslims. We all want to be treated equally, but so many of us go so far out of our way to prove how different we are. You can't have it both ways. 

This Guy Is My Hero

I saw this Video on Facebook like 3 times today. It made me laugh my ass off, so I thought I would share with you guys. You may have already seen this, but if not, get ready to see douche bagery at its best. Whoever is making these compilations is my hero. Thanks for the content bro. Some of these people I kind of felt bad for, but most of these guys simply found out what happens when you do stupid shit!